Okay, so I have many other things to be doing right now, but I saw this (Thanks, Eddie! Yours were hilarious!) and just had to see what I’d come up with. There are a few funny ones in there!
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Follow the instructions and then write the title of a link that shows up …
Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the google search:
mindy needs … to find support, her head examined, to praise herself for a job well done, money, to find another person/family
Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in google search:
mindy looks like … she has diamonds in her eyes, Catherine Zeta-Jones, she came straight off the lid of a Victorian chocolate box
Q: Type in “[your name] says” in google search:
mindy says … she tried to lock herself in her bedroom, that she loves entertaining seniors, hello
Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in google search:
mindy wants … something in the mail besides bills (Yeah!), to know where the nearest bar is, her other half, new challenges
Q: Type in “[your name] does” in google search:
mindy does … Minneapolis, it better
Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in google search:
mindy hates … sparkling wiggles, you, that its time to study again, me, math, to be scolded
Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in google search:
mindy asks … “Where would be a good place to put it in?” “What’s romantic to you?” “… if they’re a thing, not a happy thing.”
Q: Type in “[your name] goes” in google search:
mindy goes … into a deep depression, back to jail, McCrazy, back to rehab
Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in google search:
mindy likes … to talk a lot, to be a little different, her new diet, to circle the ball through the legs
Q: Type in “[your name] eats” in google search:
mindy eats … banana with mommy, cats, and eats and doesn’t gain an ounce, one
Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in google search:
mindy wears … blue jeans and a red ribbed top, same type of clothes every time, a cute sleeveless dress, many hats, fishnets and a short skirt
Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in google Search:
mindy was arrested for … probation violation, being out of hand once again with pictures, driving under the influence, falsifying info on her community service report
