Category Archives: humor

oops …

Spell check has been failing me lately. Or perhaps it’s me that’s been failing spell check. Either way, this one gave me a good laugh and reminded me of a few other spell check mishaps. Today, my quick clicking had me change “.pdf” to “.puff.” Thankfully, my recipient will likely get a chuckle from it – otherwise, it’s embarrassing.

Reminds me of an oops that happened in college. I had a professor with the last name of Pomroy. Once again, my quick clicking got me in trouble, and my email was sent to Professor Poopy instead of Professor Pomroy. Seriously? Yes, it’s absolutely true. I’ll never forget it.

Note to self – slow down when going through the motions with spell check!

nj …

I spent last weekend in New Jersey and New York – a co-worker and I met some old BPS friends in New Jersey and then went to see Elf on Broadway on Saturday night. It was a fabulous weekend – good company, excellent food, plenty of laughs, and an all around good time.

In pictures, here’s a glimpse of what New Jersey is like …

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I gotta tell ya … it doesn’t get much better than this!!!

for a laugh …

… check out this one! I have no idea what the face is about because she wasn’t scared, I must have just caught her at the perfect moment. Hilarious!

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our little bargain shopper …

I can’t look at this picture without laughing. Her expression is priceless! It’s as if she’s saying, “No way, daddy! That’s dirt cheap!” Looks like we’ve got ourselves a bargain shopper!

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my dog wears lip gloss.

Yeah, it’s true. Well, maybe it’s not entirely like that, but our beloved Siberian husky HAS worn lip gloss. Though he didn’t know it was lip gloss. Fine, so he ate lip gloss and ended up wearing it, okay?

Husband, Peanut and I had gone to the Greene Turtle for some dinner (The specific intention was to get wings … mmm. They weren’t that good, but it was my fault … I made him get boneless. Sigh. Next time, I’ll just deal with the bones.) on this particular Thursday evening. When we returned, my husband got out of the car and opened the door while I worked on getting Peanut out of the car. I always worry when I hear, “Oh, Cody. He got into …” come out of my husband’s mouth. This time, it was, “He got into your Mary Kay.” Oh sugar.

Now let me explain. I’ve been trying to get rid of some of my older MK stuff on eBay for some time. I had packaged one set up back in May, taken pictures, and made my list of what was included so I could write my eBay listing. Unfortunately, that’s as far as it made it. The mailing envelope of MK sat in a basket next to our couch for nearly 3 months (Yeah, I’m THAT organized.). Apparently, on this particular Thursday night, Cody had decided he’d had enough of the waiting – the smell of the lip gloss just became too much for him to bear.

What did he eat? Well, thank goodness he didn’t get into the nail polish; I would have cried. There were plenty of other products he broke into, though! Two different lip gloss colors, an Eyesicles eye color, and about half a dozen other beautiful cosmetics. Yeah, he ruined one of our area rugs, but thankfully it was the white one – the one we’re looking to replace anyway.

We ended up having to cut the fur from his paw – this turned out to be okay at this time of year, considering there’s no snow in August. He had lip gloss up both of his front legs (The right looked much cooler than the left!) and on his lip.

I’m telling you, this dog is a trip! Our lives are never boring with Cody around.

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Note: If you are a Siberian husky lover, or even a dog lover in general, jump over here and give the Painter Pack some love. They recently lost their Sibe, Koova Bleu, in a tragic accident and could use some prayers and positive vibes. Thanks!

mean mommy …

There just aren’t words to describe these pictures. All I can say is that it was Thursday night, right after she rolled over (For the first time!) several times. By the end, she was tired, frustrated, and didn’t want to entertain us anymore. I wanted a celebratory picture, and these hilarious snapshots are what I got …

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“bored” quiz …

Thank you, VH, for posting this on FB and giving me an escape when I most needed it! The break was nice! (P.S. – I still owe you a reply to your message from a few weeks ago … you’re too sweet!)

  1. First thing you wash in the shower? My face … sorry it’s SO un-exciting!
  2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Orange, of course! A nice burnt orange, too … it’s perfect.
  3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Absolutely; she’s the most amazing little person I know!
  4. Do you plan outfits? Used to, and I wish I still had the time, as it made mornings so much easier.
  5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Eh, I’m not having a great day, but it’s all relative. I’ve really got a GREAT life when I compare my circumstances with those of others.
  6. What’s the closest thing to you that’s red? The bandana on my plastic pirate with the wooden peg leg. Yeah!
  7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having. I can’t remember – don’t dream much anymore because I don’t sleep much anymore! ;0)
  8. Did you meet anybody new today? Hmm, don’t think so.
  9. What are you craving right now? Twix. I won’t eat it, though, because that will NOT help my mission of losing 15 lbs. sometime this century. Sigh …
  10. Do you floss daily? The answer to this used to be no, but I can now proudly say I floss at least 5x/week! Yippee!
  11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Soup! Yum!
  12. Are you emotional? Lately, heck yeah. Happily, though, it’s subsided some. Those first few postpartum weeks were horrible!
  13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Probably not.
  14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Both.
  15. Do you like your hair? Yes and no – it needs to be cut again, so it’s on my nerves as of late. I have a fabulous hairdresser, though!
  16. Do you like yourself? Sometimes – is that okay?
  17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Sure, why not?
  18. What are you listening to right now? Let me look … it’s Unpredictable by Francesca Battistelli. She’s ADORABLE!
  19. Are your parents strict? No, and it doesn’t really matter anymore.
  20. Would you go sky diving? Heck no!
  21. Do you like cottage cheese? Ick. Never have.
  22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Don’t think so, but I’ve got an awful memory, so it’s quite possible.
  23. Do you rent movies often? Nope … no time to watch them.
  24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Unfortunately, no. How boring!
  25. How many countries have you visited? Oh, I don’t know. Let me think of where I’ve gone outside the US, although I know that’s not the question: Canada, France, Bahamas, Jamaica, Grand Cayman. Am I forgetting anything? Probably.
  26. Have you made a prank phone call? I don’t think so.
  27. Have you ever been on a train? Uh huh.
  28. Brown or white eggs? Egg Beaters, please. If I had to choose one, white eggs.
  29. Do you have a cell phone? Of course, and I hate it! Can’t wait to upgrade in a few weeks, although my upgrade choice is not an option with Verizon Wireless … sigh.
  30. Do you use Chap Stick? All the time … it’s out of control. Ha, just put some on, too!
  31. Do you own a gun? No, thank you. And though my father-in-law doesn’t want to believe it, I have no desire to own one or learn how to shoot one, either. I think it’s silly … but to each his own.
  32. Can you use chop sticks? Kind of, not really.
  33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Technically speaking, Justin and Lily. Literally speaking, Lily. We spent our night inside together getting our day-to-day stuff done while hubby was outside catching the lawn mower on fire and eventually cutting the grass. Yeah, wait for a post on THAT!
  34. Are you too forgiving? Oh heavens yes, straight on up until I have had enough. When you cross that line, that’s absolutely it and there’s no turning back. I’m stubborn.
  35. Ever been in love? Yep, and thankfully I still am.
  36. What is your best/good friend(s) doing tomorrow? Er, working? Most of them, anyway.
  37. Ever have cream puffs? Probably, though not that I remember.
  38. Last time you cried? Twice today – wow! First, this morning … it’s so hard to leave my Peanut on Monday mornings. Then tonight; some nights are just incredibly overwhelming with so much to do and not enough time.
  39. What was the last question you asked? “Do you want fries with that?” Ha, just kidding! It was, “What time?”
  40. Favorite time of the year? Spring, then fall.
  41. Do you have any tattoos? No, and I won’t ever have any. Having my nose pierced (And I did that twice …) is enough for me!
  42. Are you sarcastic? Sometimes, and perhaps not quite enough.
  43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Never even heard of it.
  44. Ever walked into a wall? Probably.
  45. Favorite color? Orange? Black? Green? Depends on the day, really.
  46. Have you ever slapped someone? Probably.
  47. Is your hair curly? No, just wavy.
  48. What was the last CD you bought? An actual CD? Oh, I haven’t done that in forever. My last iTunes download? Radiohead, I think.
  49. Do looks matter? No.
  50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? Nope … remember that crossing the line thing? That goes far beyond the line.
  51. Is your phone bill sky high? Ha, don’t ask about my phone bill right now. I’m paying two companies b/c neither can get it right. Nice …
  52. Do you like your life right now? For the most part, but there are always things I’d like to change. Really, though, I have nothing to complain about.
  53. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, the flickering light drives me c-r-a-z-y. Besides, we don’t have a television in our room.
  54. Can you handle the truth? Yep; rather have that over all else, no matter how hard it is to hear. I’m tough, you know.
  55. Do you have good vision? Oh, how I wish!
  56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Oh yeah …
  57. How often do you talk on the phone? Too often for my liking.
  58. The last person you held hands with? The hubby, I think. Unless you count Peanut gripping my finger this morning. That warms my heart!
  59. What are you wearing right now? My pink polka dot PJs. Love them!
  60. What is your favorite animal? Hmm … giraffe? Sting ray? Tropical fish?
  61. Where was your profile picture taken? Peanut’s room … we took it ourselves b/c we’re just that good.
  62. Can you hula hoop? Yikes, I don’t think so. I should try again, though; I hear it’s a great workout (especially w/ a weighted hoop).
  63. Do you have a job? I count my blessings every day, and particularly in this economy – yes, yes I do.
  64. What was the most recent thing you bought? Diet Coke from Subway. They have great ice.
  65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Not that I can recall.

great search terms …

From time to time, I like to check out my blog stats, and I get great pleasure out of looking at search terms people used that led them to my blog. Seriously, some of these are fantastic! Let’s take a look at highlights from the past quarter …

  • “$160 speeding fine mva” … Sorry about that! I hope you were as lucky as I was. Remember this?
  • “why some people faces are long and dip o” … Huh?
  • “orange flakey bumps on baby’s head” … Oh my, that does NOT sound good! I’d recommend calling your pediatrician about that one.
  • “the end of overeating” … Man, I wish I could convince myself of this one! If you figured that out, let me know what you did!
  • “nilla wafer chicken nuggets recipe” … No offense, but that sounds nasty. Then again, I eat BLT soup like it’s going out of style and that grosses most people out. Guess I shouldn’t talk.
  • “hate depression sloth quiz” … I’m confused.
  • “contractions worse when sitting” … Yes, they were, sister! But, as I later learned, those contractions were NOTHING compared to the last hour of birth … without drugs! Oh yeah, now that’s the worst, my friend! I must be crazy. Seriously.
  • “world’s most amazing birth stories” … You will not find that here; sorry.
  • “orange spots on neck area” … Too many carrots or oranges? Again, call a doctor. I can’t help ya with that one.
  • “bubble names” … Hmmm, I’m stumped.

Some of these are fantastic! Keep ‘em coming; I love trying to figure people out; it’s great fun!

worth a chuckle …

0727091246 I was walking through Kohl’s with a friend during lunch and walked by this t-shirt. I don’t know why, but it was hysterical to me at the moment. We all need a good, pointless chuckle every now and then … hopefully I’ve given you one, too!

isn’t it ironic?

I was on my way home this afternoon when I witnessed and took in what I consider an episode of sheer irony. I was following a white van with a bumper sticker that read “CAR ACCIDENT LAWYERS.” These must be some pretty awful lawyers because any driver like this guy would never advertise for a descent lawyer – he would be sure to lose!

0724091623 So I’m following this guy, and I’m about to make a left turn when he decides he, too, wants to make the same left turn – and he is now significantly past the turn. There’s a car coming my way, and I’ve already started my turn. This guy does a super fast u-turn right in the middle of the road and just about takes out my passenger side turning onto the same road. Meanwhile, I’m about to be hit by the car he turned after – I was stuck … I couldn’t turn b/c he was now going the same way, but there was a car coming right at me. Thank goodness nothing happened.

I was on a mission to get a picture of this guy’s bumper sticker … I love it! Dude, if they’re any good, take it off … you don’t want to give anyone any ideas, and you’re sure to need a lawyer in the future!